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Dirty Interview Thoughts …

So, I’ve been working as a personal assistant for a year. Part time. Super exciting gig (really not). At the beginning of August I decided to quit and told the guy I’d been working for I wanted to move on but would finish some things we’d started and help him transition to someone new. 

This past week I interviewed my two replacements (he’s decided he wants to break up the duties I had across two people, which makes sense). He’d interviewed several people and these were the top two. The first, a handsome young black man, definitely had most of the necessary qualifications and had the right attitude and we’re going with him. I had no dirty thoughts about him to share, really. I’m terribly dull, I know. 

The young woman who will be taking over the other half of the duties I had a lengthy conversation with is a different story. We’d been left alone in the apartment (the work happens in the guy’s apartment). Now, she wasn’t particularly hot. She was attractive but there wasn’t anything specific about her that stood out. 

She had an average face with too much make-up that probably covered up some blemishes. She had nice hair. Not greasy and limp but also not the sort of wow let me put my hands in and feel the silky smoothness of your mane sort of hair. Her breasts were on the small side of average. Her ass was somewhere between a tight well-sculpted work of the gym and meaty slappable roundness. Legs were not particularly long or shapely. She dressed professionally and didn’t look uptight.

I’m saying she was an average looking woman.

So, I’m bound to have sexual thought or two or three flit through my mind during a conversation with her. I’m a dirty pervert with dirty thoughts.  I had more than a few during our conversation.

I had more than a few dirty thoughts, because about two minutes into our conversation I realized she was capable and smart and hard working. You can hear that in someone’s voice and see it in the way the hold themselves. The way they talk about things tells you a lot. Two minutes in I knew this woman was on the ball awesomeness waiting to happen. She could handle not only the half of the gig we wanted her to but probably also the other half and she’d probably do a better job than I did. 

And that aroused me. Oh, that aroused me very much, yes.

Then, after chatting for about a half hour the boss had to leave and we were alone in his apartment. Oh the scenarios I played out in my head. Nothing terribly creative. Just as soon as that door closed the little pervert in my head was whispering in my ear his fantasies.

Unzip my pants and offer up my dick to be sucked there in the office. Doggy style on the boss’s bed. Ride me like a cowgirl in the bathroom. Anal on the balcony looking out over second avenue. Some cunnilingus in the kitchen. 

Nothing terribly creative. As I said. Just the whispers I was hearing for the next two hours while discussing social media and her work history. Sometimes someone is saying the right things the right way and you just want to eat their pussy (or suck their dick) while they continue to share those thoughts. Perhaps that’s just me. 

Smart people make me horny. It’s why I married a smart lady (who is also all hot and stuff). 

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Oh … hello there …

So, I was going to be posting to this way more regularly … a year ago … that obviously didn’t pan out … let’s see what the next year has to offer … okay? Okay.

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This movie, this movie was just fucking awesome, you must go see it. Edgar Wright is easily one of the best directors making films today. Each movie is a step up from the last. I really think that his best is yet to come. 
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This movie, this movie was just fucking awesome, you must go see it. Edgar Wright is easily one of the best directors making films today. Each movie is a step up from the last. I really think that his best is yet to come. 

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Howl, howl, howl, howl!

I’ll get back on the 30 Day Tumblr Challenge thing soon. I just need to take a little moment and grumble where I won’t feel like I’m just being whiney (because few if any people I know personally follow this blog and I feel like I’m just a bitchy broken record when I start talking on this topic and they shouldn’t have to listen to me all the time). I don’t talk much about myself around here. At least, not in any real way. I just need to take a little space and take a little moment to be mad at the world. 

Now, I’m not looking for any handout or easy ride or anything like that but I could really use the world opening up and saying “hey, here’s an opportunity.” Not that I haven’t had some opportunities come along. I just need one to pan out. I’ve pursued just about everything that’s crossed my path. Applied for jobs and shown up for interviews and tried to make my presence and need known. Tried to help out others. Volunteered here and there helping out on the projects of others. I’m not sitting around with my thumb up my ass. I’m trying. 

So, hey world, can you just give me a chance not to scramble to pay my bills next month? Can you give me something I can rely on? 

What pisses me off is the attitude that permeates everything right now. Everyone’s getting work out of people for free or looking to get work out of people for free. It’s fucking rampant. What annoys me more are people who I know and respect who do it. “I need an intern/personal assistant, but I can’t pay you. You’ll get great experience, though! You can put it on your resume! I can get you into events! You’ll make connections!”

And people flock to those gigs, because it’s pretty much the only game in town. Companies and individuals get work for free. Don’t tell me how valuable the experience is and don’t tell me how great it will look on a resume. That’s a load of horseshit. You don’t go to the guy in the deli and say “hey, I know I should pay you for this sandwich, and I’d like to, I totally would, but I can’t. You can put that you made me the sandwich on your resume, though.” 

Look, I can’t pay my rent in “experience” and I can’t cover my student loan debt with resume entries. I can’t feed myself with connections made at events. It’s a bunch of bullshit and it’s not payment. It’s free labor. It’s the new standard. It’s bullshit and there is nothing anyone in my position can do about it. 

Let’s be clear. When you’re employing someone or someone is doing a job there is one way to show your appreciation for that: money. Benefits are great. Positive work environment and encouragement kicks ass. They are, however, meaningless bullshit without money. 

Now, I have literally put my money where my mouth is on this matter. I had a big project a few months back and needed to bring a lot of people in on it. Every single person at least got offered money (some people refused to take it but I didn’t let them refuse until I was standing there with cash in my hand holding it out for them to take). They got paid poorly, because I funded the project with donations and I didn’t have much to pay them with but everyone was offered money. I’m working on completing the project now, which will require involvement of more people I’m lining up and I’m not asking them to do anything until I get money in hand (I’m applying for a grant) to pay them. 

Let me remind you that I can’t afford to do this at all. At all. I’m putting in the effort to show my appreciation for how these people are going to help me by paying them for their work. 

Yet, there are these people with regular income sources who want people to show up and do hours of work for them every week for nothing. You can’t offer $50 a week? Nothing? Nothing at all? 

If you’re getting free labor from someone right now open your wallet and hand them the cash in it. Show your appreciation by not perpetuating the slave labor mentality festering in our currently shit economy. I’m not saying you even have to offer a living wage (that would be nice, though), but give them something that can help pay the rent. Stop conditioning them to work for nothing. Consider the long term effect on the economy and psychology of those working. Quit being another asshole.

Give them money and quit pretending like the bullshit perks make up for it. They don’t. You’re still a piece of shit.

I hate everyone today. 

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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 26 — Your week, in great detail

Saturday: Hung out working on some writing projects for money. Saw Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and had drinks to celebrate a friend’s birthday. By the way, Scott Pilgrim is an incredible film. Edgar Wright is easily one of the most talented directors working. 

Sunday: A little more writing. Some despairing about my job situation. Had a 2 hour long “interview” with a guy for an unpaid assistantship gig. I swear if he doesn’t offer me something after that I’m going to start assuming there’s some kind of conspiracy to keep me from getting a gig. Two hours, people. Two hours. 

Two hours. 

Monday: Monday was apply for jobs day, or more appropriate: “beat my head against the wall of underemployment until I cry blood.” Lots of applying and I talked to a guy with connections at a company I dig. He put me in their system with a glowing recommendation. So far leads from friends have lead to nothing, so I’m not counting on anything. 

In addition to applying for jobs, I wrote a short story of about 3,000 words to submit to an online publication. 

Also, I started talking to two more lovely young women about doing interviews for my porn blog.

Tuesday: Mostly spent hunting for work and addressing some issues with the work I have. Did some reading, started work on a new short story. Published an interview with the amazing Camille Crimson.

Wednesday: I covered the specifics in yesterday’s post. The highlights: writing, porn blog, Channel 101 NY, and fucking.

Thursday: Finished up the new short story I’d started, it’s 8800 words. Did work on the porn blog. Made breakfast for dinner. Got an email that the short story I wrote Monday had been rejected by the online publication. 

Friday/Today: Woke up and lurked on Twitter a bit. Wrote this post. Plans to do some work today and then an evening having drinks with friends to celebrate my 2nd wedding anniversary, which is on Monday.

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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 25 — Your day, in great detail

Oops, I kind of sort of a little bit dropped the ball didn’t I? I guess I’ll tell you all about yesterday. A day filled with adventure and glory and … stuff … 

9:00 AM ish - I woke up. I’m an underemployed freelance writer, so waking up at 9 is being slightly ahead of the game. I scrolled through twitter and considered getting out of bed. The cat felt he needed to be lying down right by my head. 

9:30 AM ish - The wife and I (she is also an underemployed freelance writer) get out of bed. Each of us tries to convince the other to make pancakes. Ultimately, I make the pancakes after checking websites and stats and the like.

10:30 AM ish - We eat damn tasty Aunt Jemima “just add water” buttermilk pancakes with sugar free Smuckers grape jam. 

11:00 AM ish - Working on getting ahead of my post schedule on blogoporno.com. 

12:00 PM ish - Paying writing work. 

1:00 PM ish - Writing murder mystery short story. It is currently the longest short story I’ve ever written (though, not that long for a short story yet). 

4:00 PM ish - Vague discussion of dinner and I futz with blogoporno.com stuff. 

5:00 PM ish - We order a pizza as I work on some more blogoporno.com stuff.

6:00 PM ish - After dinner I suggest we get down to some sweet lovin’ before I have to go out. Wife says she wants to wait until I get home. 

6:30 PM - 7:30 PM - In transit to see the Channel 101 NY show. 

7:30 PM -9:45 PM - At Channel 101 NY, it is pretty damn funny. 

9:45 PM - 10:15 PM - In transit home looking forward to some sweet lovin. 

10:45 PM - 11:45 PM - Sweet lovin.

11:45 PM - 12:30 AM - Watch an episode of Stargate Universe, so far the only thing in the franchise I’ve been able to stand since the original movie. 

12:30 AM - 1:00 AM - Re-reading Grant Morrison’s run on The Doom Patrol, then sleep.

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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 24 — Whatever tickles your fancy
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I may not like cocks as much as boobs or vaginas but I’ve had a bit of fun with one or two. I Love Cocks posts some great ones.

The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 24 — Whatever tickles your fancy

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I may not like cocks as much as boobs or vaginas but I’ve had a bit of fun with one or two. I Love Cocks posts some great ones.

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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 23 — A YouTube video

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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 21 — A recipe

So, I’d read some stuffed tomato recipes before and the idea was dancing in my head when I pulled this recipe together. It’s inexact as I made it up off the top of my head.

You will need:

  • 10 Large Tomatoes
  • 1 Small tub of ricotta cheese
  • 1 Small can of of canned spinach
  • 1 Pound of spicy Italian sausage
  • 1/2 Pound of mozzarella
  • Your preferred spices.

Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees.

Cut the tops off of the tomatoes and dig them out. Put the tomato pulp in a strainer. 

If the spicy Italian sausage is in its sausagy container skin you need to squeeze it out of there so you can cook it up like ground beef (I seem to recall being able to buy loose sausage before but it’s not at my nearby grocery store). Brown the sausage, adding your preferred spices to your own tastes. Add in the tomato pulp. Cook for about five minutes.

Drain the can of spinach. Grate about 1/4 of the mozzarella cheese. Mix the drained spinach, ricotta cheese, and grated mozzarella.

Fill each tomato with 2 tablespoons of the ricotta/spinach mixture. Then, 2 tablespoons of the sausage/tomato mixture. Then another 2 tablespoons of the ricotta/spinach mixture.  Then, 2 tablespoons of the sausage/tomato mixture. Put a slice of mozzarella on top of each filled tomato. 

Put the tomatoes on a cookie sheet and bake at 350 for about 20 minutes or until the mozzarella melts and starts to turn golden brown. 

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