September 2011
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Dirty Interview Thoughts ...
So, I’ve been working as a personal assistant for a year. Part time. Super exciting gig (really not). At the beginning of August I decided to quit and told the guy I’d been working for I wanted to move on but would finish some things we’d started and help him transition to someone new.
This past week I interviewed my two replacements (he’s decided he wants to break up the...
Oh ... hello there ...
So, I was going to be posting to this way more regularly … a year ago … that obviously didn’t pan out … let’s see what the next year has to offer … okay? Okay.
August 2010
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Howl, howl, howl, howl!
I’ll get back on the 30 Day Tumblr Challenge thing soon. I just need to take a little moment and grumble where I won’t feel like I’m just being whiney (because few if any people I know personally follow this blog and I feel like I’m just a bitchy broken record when I start talking on this topic and they shouldn’t have to listen to me all the time). I don’t talk...
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 26 — Your week, in...
Saturday: Hung out working on some writing projects for money. Saw Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and had drinks to celebrate a friend’s birthday. By the way, Scott Pilgrim is an incredible film. Edgar Wright is easily one of the most talented directors working.
Sunday: A little more writing. Some despairing about my job situation. Had a 2 hour long “interview” with a guy for an...
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 25 — Your day, in...
Oops, I kind of sort of a little bit dropped the ball didn’t I? I guess I’ll tell you all about yesterday. A day filled with adventure and glory and … stuff …
9:00 AM ish - I woke up. I’m an underemployed freelance writer, so waking up at 9 is being slightly ahead of the game. I scrolled through twitter and considered getting out of bed. The cat felt he needed to be...
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 22 — A website
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 21 — A recipe
So, I’d read some stuffed tomato recipes before and the idea was dancing in my head when I pulled this recipe together. It’s inexact as I made it up off the top of my head.
You will need:
10 Large Tomatoes
1 Small tub of ricotta cheese
1 Small can of of canned spinach
1 Pound of spicy Italian sausage
1/2 Pound of mozzarella
Your preferred spices.
Pre-heat the oven to 350...
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 20 — A hobby of...
I collect lighters. I have a collection of about 25 novelty lighters. I got most of them off of eBay and a few were gifts from friends. This hobby has been on hold for awhile, because of financial issues.
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 19 — A talent of...
I’m a decent cook of the “what do we have lying around and what can I make out of that” variety. I’ll share a recipe from this on Day 21 (that’s two days from now).
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 15 — A fanfic
Um I’m not sure what to do here. Am I supposed to write a fanfic or share someone else’s? I’m not a big fan of fanfic. Most I’ve read is beyond crap. Do I have ideas for stories that take place in story worlds I enjoy reading about? Sure. I’m also a screenwriter by trade so I don’t have these ideas on hand just as fun thoughts. They are potential jobs. I have...
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 14 — A...
Star Trek Memories by William Shatner. I read this a few times some years ago. It’s interesting to read him interview former castmates and learn how much they hated him during the making of the show.
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 13 — A fictional...
The Muse Asylum by David Czuchlewski. This was my favorite book from my post modernism class in college. I lent it to someone (I forget who) and haven’t read it since (for a long time I couldn’t remember the title). Good book as I recall.
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 12 — Whatever...
Another whatever tickles my fancy day? Hmmmm how about leaving me a comment or photo replying to this post? That would tickle my fancy. Leave me a note. A love letter. A bile soaked hate note. Boobs. Dicks. Fried chicken. Topherchris’ head photoshopped onto Sasha Grey’s body. Whatever. I want to hear from you.
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 11 — A photo of...
As I said yesterday, I’m not posting photos of myself, so I guess I should do something else today.
Have you read the true story of how I lost my virginity, yet? Kind of a long, slightly awkward read. Totally a true story or at least it is the way I remember it.
July 2010
15 posts
I haven't been giving this blog the proper...
smutty:
So, I’m doing some updating now.
The short stories (TumbLit) were supposed to be more frequent than a couple when I first started. I’ll get on a couple more of those but I’d love to see some from you if you are so inclined. Use the Submit function to the right. 250 words or less.
Two examples to check out:
On His Knees
Driving Tip
This is a group tumblog. If you’d like to join use...
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 10 — A photo of...
As I prefer to maintain some anonymity here I won’t be posting a photo of myself. I suppose this means I fail doesn’t it? A third of the way in and I fail! CURSES! Well, I’m going to keep going anyway.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll think up something more creative than just labeling myself a failure.
Ask a Question Get an Answer →
Got a question? Ask it. Damn cat woke me up earlier than I would have liked for a Saturday morning and for the time I went to bed. So, I’m up and instead of doing something cool like re-creating the Big Bang with piano wire and gummy bears I’m on tumblr wanting attention. Sweet attention. Gimme.
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“Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look...”
– The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge Day 05 — Your favorite quote
Bernard Black from the show ”Black Books”
The “[…]” is just me deleting the brief replies from the character Fran.
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge: Day 01 — Your...
Ask me Anything →
I’m in the mood to answer questions. So, ask away.
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The 30-Day Tumblr Challenge
In the interests of posting to this tumblog more often than once every two or three months I’m going to give this 30-Day Tumblr Challenge a shot. Look for these for the next month, starting tomorrow:
Day 01 — Your favorite song
Day 02 — Your favorite movie
Day 03 — Your favorite television program
Day 04 — Your favorite book
Day 05 — Your favorite quote
Day 06 — Whatever tickles your...
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April 2010
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Anonymous asked: Just a quick one, you mentioned you and your wife were not having sex as much and were contemplating a three-way. How long have you been married and has your sex life tapered off or did you just hit a low period? Going through the same thing myself.
February 2010
3 posts
I've mentioned you can ask me questions right? You... →
Some Good News on a Day I Felt Like Shit
I woke up feeling like shit today. I spent most of the day just unmotivated and feeling like burying my head under a rock.
So, back when I first started doing this site I did what so many do: I signed up as an affiliate for a bunch of other sites. People click a link you post or a banner and then you get paid. The real money is in sign-ups. Oh, sign-ups. A lot of places offer 50/50 deals to...
Sex Work Awareness » Speak Up 2010 Application →
If you’re a sex worker and haven’t heard about this (I have my doubts that anyone following this blog isn’t already hearing about this through someone other than me) check it out. Audacia and Eliyanna are hardworking awesome people and this is an excellent seminar they do. I’ve heard very positive things about it from last year’s attendees.
January 2010
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The Comic Shop Lady and I
I pulled up to her apartment building in the January afternoon sun. The heavy blanket of snow reflected the sun and gave everything a soft look. Her building was brown and rundown. I checked the note I had scribbled down at the University Library after I called her. I was to go to number 3. I looked at the building and saw the door marked 3 on the second floor. I climbed the stairs through the...
Grumbly late night thoughts
On occasion I look at blogoporno.com and want to just trash the whole thing. Scrap it and throw it away and never look at it again. I was thinking that tonight. It serves no real purpose except to repost naughty pictures—naughty pictures often of questionable value beyond just a quick spank because they contain cock or boobs I should say—from here and there for the ever growing list...
Open for Questions
Haven’t really been doing much with this lately. So, I’m opening it up to a new feature on Tumblr.
Ask me a question, any question, and I’ll answer it as best I can. If you feel like it you could instead give me a prompt and I’ll write you a story. You can do it anonymously if you want.
Say hello. :)
October 2009
1 post
Dirty Thoughts
The ol’ sex life has been a touch slow lately. Not non-existent, just slow. We’re under stress lately, both me and the wife. Unemployment, money issues, and periodic colds and mild illnesses that just bring us down. I’m still nearly constantly eager to fuck but I’m often lacking the motivation to make it happen. I’ll offer and she won’t be interested. Sometimes...
September 2009
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July 2009
2 posts
WTF Comment of the Day
debaucheddiva:
Of course its immoral
I personally think that paying women/girls to have actual sex on camera (as opposed to pretending) should be illegal unless the she is married to the man she is having sex with, and she gets (at the very least) substantial royalties from all proceeds. Making porn is an incredibly stupid thing for most women/girls to do, unless they retain ALL ownership of...
bold what is true {thisisaweirdquiz}
I never gave a blow job. I never had protected sex. (I havent had sex) I never fingered another person. I never had anal sex. I never went to Disney World. I never been out of my home country. I never kissed a stranger on the lips. I never read a book over eight hundred pages. I never painted a picture on a canvas. I never sang in front of a large crowd by myself. I never ate out a girl. I never...
June 2009
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porn industry fantasy
anotherangle:
Did you know guys that cummin over a woman’s face is the most unsexy thing you could do to your lady.It has NEVER turned me on, in fact it makes me feel quite sick how a guy could do that to a girl. Why the porn industry created this disgusting act is beyond me?. Anal sex is also a complete fantasy and dangerous physical act ,its only porn actresses wannabes do it and no other...
Behaved Myself
So, the other night I was doing a casting session for a short I’ll be shooting next week. I spent 3 hours talking to 14 different women. It was fun but it was also surprisingly exhausting. By the end of the night I was damn near dead on my feet.
Anyway, during casting, I had two instances of having to bite my tongue. I’m a pervert. This is a known quantity. So, when I was sitting...
May 2009
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I want to make a porno
Yeah … and I don’t mean like a little amateur thing. I think I’d like to direct, just once, a porn. I would do it all wrong too. It would have a plot that took up more than 20 minutes. You wouldn’t get every conceivable position in every sex scene. It would be messy and sweaty and dirty. It would be high contrast and grainy. The acting would be terrible.
It would be...