May 2012
793 posts
me: tumblr is so depressing.
me: there's a cute relationship i'll never have
me: food i can't make
me: why can't i be that pretty
me: I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
me: wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
me: why do i even come on here??
me: scroll
me: scroll
me: ooo reblogging that
at school: can you stop talking because i dont care
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Tom Hiddleston: Hello *smiles*
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Police: So, she just collapsed?
Tom Hiddleston: Well actually, she made a weird sort of cry, almost like a bunch of random sounds a bit like ASKJLKSJDLKJASLKHDLJHAFLDKJLD, and then fell to the ground, shouted "I can't even", and then mumbled something about ovaries.
Police: Sounds like another one of these "tumblr" girls...
Loki: I'm gonna be a mighty god, so enemies beware!
tumblr: Well we've never seen a mischief god with quite such amazing hair
Loki: ...
tumblr: ...
Loki: You guys ruin everything. I just want to be taken seriously as an almighty-evil god!
Loki: Is it too much for you all to just tremble in fear then kneel before me in mindless servitude?!?
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tumblr: There, there. You just let it all out, our precious little god
Loki: *sniffle* ...but you really think my hair is amazing?
tumblr: *pat, pat* Of course we do sweetheart
Reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in...
a-n-t-o-i-n-e-t-t-e:
….don’t judge me.
