I never gave a blow job.
I never had protected sex. (I havent had sex)
I never fingered another person.
I never had anal sex.
I never went to Disney World.
I never been out of my home country.
I never kissed a stranger on the lips.
I never read a book over eight hundred pages.
I never painted a picture on a canvas.
I never sang in front of a large crowd by myself.
I never ate out a girl.
I never have seen another girl completely naked (besides tv + family).
I never had braces.
I never learned German.
I never watched legit porn.
I never masturbated in front of someone.
I never had a fight with my dad.
I never updated my myspace status through my phone.
I never had my myspace deleted for being underaged.
I never used Nair.
I never had cut my wrists.
I never wanted plastic surgery.
I never did another sexual position besides missionary. (I am a virgin)
I never ate goat meat.
I never ate horse meat.
I never drank goat’s milk.
I never drank organic regular milk.
I never had a girlfriend.
I never kissed another girl (besides the cheek).
I never learned Chinese.
I never blew up a balloon.
I never changed a baby’s diaper.
I never lost my phone for good.
I never lost a friend through death.
I never met one of my grandparent’s.
I never met someone with my exact name.
I never dated someone with red hair.
I never put on eyeliner for myself.
I never took a dance class.
I never used a tampon larger than regular.
I never tried weed.
I never tried most drugs (on purpose).
I never cooked dinner for my family.
I never had anything besides my ears pierced.(no piercings at all)
I never had a tattoo.
I never went to the beach to tan.
I never kissed anyone on the lips that was younger than me.
I never dumped someone (besides mutual break ups).
I never stepped in something nasty barefooted.
I never cheated on someone.
I never waxed anything (besides eyebrows) on my body.
I never dyed my whole head a different color.
I never kissed anyone on the cheek that was above the age of seventeen. (besides the cheek/family.)
I never kissed in the rain.
I never mixed alcohols together.
I never shot a gun at an animal.
I never gone a day without laughing (as far as I know).
I never got held back a grade.
I never been hit on by a girl in person.
I never ate my boogers in public.
I never stolen anything over twenty dollars.
I never had sex at school.
haha this is interesting.
