danisattva:

the last part might be relevant if the “ark” was even real. do you really want to end your argument with mythical christianity stories?

checkmate

1. Danisattva’s response (there are other responses, go see here post for them they are not relevant for me right now) makes her the hottest woman on tumblr right now (if my wife were on tumblr Danisattva would be 2nd hottest). 
2. This just reaffirms that I don’t trust vegetarians and whiskey is my only true friend.
3. It’s way easy to not commit adultery if you’re not married until you and your wife are sealed in a bunker together while you’re under siege. Saying Hitler didn’t commit adultery is like saying Marco Polo never visited the moon. He didn’t really have much of an opportunity did he? 
4. How did Churchill limit himself to just a quart of whiskey? Seriously. Britain was under a genuine threat of falling to the Nazis. London was bombed regularly. Churchill sticking to a quart is restraint. 
5. I would still recommend Beethoven’s abortion, his mother can choose what she wants but having multiple special needs children, syphilis, and with a high likelihood her next child would be born with birth defects the only responsible recommendation is abortion, especially in the era she lived. Also, this is a bullshit non-point: don’t abort kids, because they could be Beethoven! They could also be murderers, rapists, Hitlers, or child molesters. He happened to have learned and developed skills that made him a great composer he wasn’t born with a destiny to become a great composer. That happened through virtue of circumstance and the world is richer for it. Don’t pose bullshit philosophical queries that attempt to shame people about their stance on the abortion question with historical hindsight. It’s a non-point, thank you. 
6. Did I mention danisattva’s response gets me hot and bothered? It really does.